PRESENTING

THE TASTING EDITION

WINE, COCKTAILS, APERITIFS & OTHER GOOD IDEAS

THE FIRST GLASS

Bubbles, Whites, Rosé & Bright Things

The cleanest, brightest opening station: bubbles first, then crisp whites, aromatic whites, round whites, rosé, light proxies, cider and sparkling/fermented grown-up drinks.

THE RED ROOM

Reds, Dark Proxies & Savory Things

The slower, more contemplative red flight: chillable reds into fuller reds, savory Rhône styles, dark wine proxies, experimental vinous pours and the darkest beer-adjacent finishes.

APERITIVO HOUR

Bitter, Botanical & Bubbly

Orange and red aperitivi, vermouth-style pours, chinotto and tonic, spritz/Negroni RTDs and social botanicals: from citrusy and breezy to bitter and herbaceous.

THE COCKTAIL CABINET

Spirits & Classic Builds

A working backbar: gin and clear botanicals, agave, rum, whiskey, liqueurs and classic cocktail RTDs, ordered from clean and citrusy to dark, smoky and dessert-like.

THE WILD TABLE

Beer, Functional & Hard-to-Classify

Beer, grown-up sodas, functional and botanical drinks, experimental RTDs and the genuinely strange things: approachable first, weirdest last.

HOW TO APPROACH THIS

Start light. Move darker. Or vice versa.

Taste in order or revisit freely.

Mix and mingle to your liking.

Judge ruthlessly.

Go on, make a Mockery.

V Vegan
GF Gluten-Free
0.0 0.0% ABV
<0.5 Contains less than 0.5% ABV
F Functional / botanical ingredients
A Adaptogenic
C Caffeinated / energizing
CH Chill / calming positioning
H Hemp-derived ingredients
B Best over ice
S Sparkling / with bubbles
M Mixer / cocktail build
P Straight pour / RTD

THE KEY TO GOOD DECISIONS

CLICK ANYWHERE ON THE MAP FOR YOUR OWN TASTING JOURNEY.

The Mockery Tasting Tour map

THE WHITES

WHITE/CRISP

Plus & Minus Sauvignon Blanc $14.99 / 750ml
Passionfruit and tropical fruit lead into bright citrus, a clean palate and soft, refreshing acidity on the finish.

Kolonne Null Sauvignon Blanc $19.99 / 750ml
Passionfruit and gooseberry with lime zest, vivid acidity and a clean, mouthwatering finish.

Leitz Eins Zwei Zero Sauvignon Blanc $15.99 / 750ml
Gooseberry, lime and green herbs with brisk acidity and a clean, refreshing finish.

Surely Sauvignon Blanc $12.99 / 750ml
Fresh lime, passionfruit and blackcurrant with herbal lift and a distinctly New Zealand-style snap.

Giesen 0% Pinot Grigio $12.99 / 750ml
White flowers, lychee and red apple with a light body, crisp acidity and a gentle fruit note.

Plus & Minus Pinot Grigio $14.97 / 750ml
Ripe pear, crisp apple and zesty citrus with a delicate floral note, juicy fruit weight and a brisk, snappy finish.

Studio Null Gruner Weiss
Lemon and citrus with white pepper, floral aromatics and a taut mineral finish.

WHITE/AROMATIC

Leitz Eins-Zwei-Zero Riesling $15.99 / 750ml
Lime, rhubarb and red apple with clear minerality and a relatively dry, lingering finish.

Kolonne Null Riesling $19.99 / 750ml
Ripe mirabelle and quince with a salty, slate-like edge and focused acidity.

Giesen Riesling $12.99 / 750ml
Lime, citrus blossom and elderflower with ripe mandarin, gentle sweetness and a crisp finish.



WHITE / ROUND & CHARDONNAY

Bergdolt, Reif & Nett Pinot Bianco
Fresh pear and yellow apple with citrus, delicate florals and subtle mineral character; light, crisp and refreshingly dry.

Noughty Chardonnay $23 / 750ml
Crisp ripe apple with bright acidity, fine bubbles and just enough fruit sweetness to soften the finish.

Giesen Chardonnay $12.99 / 750ml
Peach and stone fruit with citrus, vanilla and a silky, lightly buttery-toasty finish.

Leitz Zero Point Five $23 / 750ml
Gooseberry, green bell pepper and fresh grass lead into lively green citrus and subtle tropical fruit, finishing crisp with delicate minerality.


STILL ROSÉ / CHILLABLE

Plus & Minus Rosé $14.99 / 750ml
Strawberry and raspberry with rose-petal lift, soft ripe berry fruit and bright acidity in a fresh, easy-drinking rosé.

Goodvines Merlot Rose $19.99 / 750ml
Ripe raspberry, redcurrant and rhubarb with delicate florals and herbal spice; soft, balanced and gently tart through the finish.

GoodVines Black Label Cuvee Rose $25.99 / 750ml
Mirabelle plum, juicy strawberry and yellow apple with a fuller, silky palate, balanced acidity and a long, lively finish.

Hollowleg Rose
Fresh strawberry and red berries with citrus lift, delicate florals and a crisp, dry finish.

Rewine Malbec Rosé $34 / 750ml
Light, dry and crisp, with red berries and citrus lingering through the finish.

THE BUBBLES

BRUT & CLASSIC

Plus & Minus Prosecco [S · P] $16.99 / 750ml
A profusion of citrus and just-cut apple with soft effervescence, a touch of sweet fruit and clean, refreshing acidity

Noughty Sparkling Chardonnay [S · P] $23 / 750ml
Crisp ripe apple with bright acidity, fine bubbles and just enough fruit sweetness to soften the finish

French Bloom Extra Brut [S · P] $59 / 750ml
White flowers and dried apricot over taut citrus, vivid minerality and a lightly saline finish

French Bloom La Cuvée Vintage [S · P] $119 / 750ml
Grapefruit zest, orchard fruit and vanilla with brioche-like toast and a firm mineral backbone

Surely Brut [S · P]
Crisp green apple, pear and lemon with bright acidity, lively bubbles and a clean, dry finish.

BLANC DE BLANCS

LaLuca Senza Sparkling Wine [S · P] $15.99 / 750ml
Green apple, lemon and pear with white blossoms, brisk bubbles and a clean, uncomplicated finish

Plus & Minus Blanc de Blancs [S · P] $14.99 / 750ml
Citrus and freshly cut green apple with acacia blossom and elderflower lift, brisk bubbles and a cleansing, extra-dry finish

Prima Pavé Blanc de Blancs [S · P] $28 / 750ml
White peach, green apple, honeydew and kiwi with elderflower, lively acidity and elegant minerality

Kally Verjus 'Golden Sparkler' [S · P] $35 / 750ml
Pear and tart California verjus with citrus, chamomile, thyme and vanilla; crisp bubbles and a dry finish

Jorg Geiger Blanc de Blanc [S · P] $34 / bottle
Ripe orchard fruit and citrus with meadow-herb complexity, restrained sweetness and a dry, lively sparkle

SPARKLING ROSÉ

Kally Verjus "Rosé Sparkler" [S · P] $35 / 750ml
Strawberry and ripe cherry with hibiscus and chamomile, fine bubbles and a refreshingly dry finish

French Bloom Le Rosé [S · P] $44 / 750ml
White peach and rose petal with bright acidity, mineral freshness and a polished, dry-leaning finish

Jorg Geiger Visecco [P] $18 / bottle
Vineyard peach and ripe mirabelle with honey, sage, fine herbs and a dry mineral finish

Hollow Leg Sparkling Rosé $22.99 / bottle
Strawberry, red apple and citrus with delicate florals and a crisp, dry sparkling finish.

Wild Idol sparkling rose $22.99 / bottle
Strawberry, red apple and citrus with delicate florals and a crisp, dry sparkling finish.

THE FIRST GLASS

LIGHT PROXIES & WINE ALTERNATIVES

NON 2 Caramelised Pear & Kombu $30 / 750ml
Caramelised pear with savory kombu, warm spice and a saline, umami-leaning finish.

NON 3 Toasted Cinnamon & Yuzu $30 / 750ml
Bright yuzu and citrus framed by toasted cinnamon, spice and a dry, aromatic finish.

MURI Yamile $39.22 / bottle
Fermented raspberry and gooseberry with smoked rhubarb; tart red fruit with smoky, vinous complexity.

Feral N°1 White Beet / Hop / Szechuan about $35 / 750ml (Big Hammer Wines)
Lychee, elderflower and white peach with ginger, Szechuan citrus-mineral lift and a lightly hoppy finish.

Jukes 1 Sparkling White from $25 / pack (Jukes)
Zingy lemon with peach, cucumber, apple and pineapple; fresh, herbal and sharply refreshing.

FERMENTED & SPARKLING TEA

DRAM Cardamom & Black Tea $15 / 2oz
Black cardamom and black tea with currant and black pepper; dark, tannic and layered with a savory-spiced finish.

Unified Ferments Jasmine Green $27 / 750ml
Jasmine flowers layered with eucalyptus, tuberose and green peach; intensely aromatic, bright and elegant.

Unified Ferments Hojicha $32 / 750ml
Broad and saline with roasted chestnut and pine; fermentation pulls forward the tea's maritime, savory character.

Unified Ferments Rhododendron $30 / 750ml
Tart fir and Asian pear with dill, juniper, watermelon-candy lift and cedar; bright tannins with woodsy depth.

bodhi Japanese Lacto-Fermented Sparkling Tea
Fermented tea tang with gentle lactic complexity, fine bubbles and a savory, tea-driven finish.

NON 5 Lemon Marmalade & Hibiscus $30 / 750ml
Tart native citrus and lemon marmalade with a floral hibiscus body, menthol-like lift and a dry, saline finish.

Muri Koji Rice $42.49 / bottle
Fermented koji rice with smoked lavender and mahleb; savory, aromatic and lightly smoky.

Unified Ferments Lapsang Souchon $32 / 750ml
Broad and saline with roasted chestnut and pine; fermentation pulls forward the tea's maritime, savory character.

THE REDS

LIGHT REDS & PINOT NOIR

Oceano Zero Pinot Noir $55 / 750ml
Red cherry and cranberry with subtle earth, gentle spice and soft Pinot-like tannin.

Oceano Zero Pinot Noir Limited Edition $55 / 750ml
Red cherry and cranberry with subtle earth, gentle spice and soft Pinot-like tannin.

Leitz Zero Point Five Pinot Noir $21.99 / 750ml
Red currant and cherry with bright acidity, fine integrated tannin and an almost-dry, clean finish.

Plus & Minus Pinot Noir $14.99 / 750ml
Ripe red fruit with a savory edge, followed by dried herbs and spice, gentle fruit sweetness and an easy Pinot-style finish.

Tomorrow Cellars Red Blend[P] $30 / 750ml
Raspberry and cherry with rose petal, light earth and a supple, gently tannic finish

FULL-BODIED REDS

Rewine Malbec Red [P] $34 / 750ml
Dark fruit and soft tannins with a lingering finish; fruit-forward but structured enough to read as real Malbec

Noughty Rouge [P] $25 / 750ml
Candied cherry and ripe red fruit with black pepper, dried rose and subtle French-oak tannin

Zeronimo Leonis Blend[P] $70 / 750ml
Dark cherry, blackberry and cranberry with bergamot, orange zest, black tea, cocoa and oak spice

Hollow Leg Cabernet
Blackcurrant, dark cherry and plum with savory spice, subtle oak and firm tannic structure; rich and distinctly Cabernet-like.

Bergdolt, Reif & Nett Breakaway Merlot
Ripe plum and dark berries with soft spice, gentle herbal notes and supple tannins; rounded, smooth and savory.

THE RED ROOM

PROXIES

DARK RED

Muri Fade to Black [P] $39.22 / bottle
Fermented black currant with chamomile flower and foraged fig leaf; dark-fruited, floral and herbal

Proxies Big Red & Flavorful Wine [P] $22.40 / bottle
Dark berries and plum with tea tannin, baking spice and savory botanicals built for a fuller red-wine moment

Feral N°3 Red Beet, Pepper & Thyme [P] about $35 / 750ml
Earthy red beet with black pepper and thyme, delivering savory depth, tartness and herbaceous length

NON 7 Stewed Cherry & Coffee [P] $30 / bottle
Stewed cherry and roasted coffee with dark spice, tannin and a bittersweet, savory finish

Surely Red Blend
Ripe blackberry, cherry and plum with warm spice and gentle tannins; fruit-forward, smooth and full enough for the dinner table.

EXPERIMENTAL / SEASONAL PROXIES

NON 1 Salted Raspberry & Chamomile
Raspberry and chamomile with a subtle saline edge, floral lift and fine tannin; soft but structured.

Jorg Geiger No36 $25 / bottle
Grenache and damson plum with Mediterranean herbs, pronounced tannin and a savory, umami-friendly finish.

Jörg Geiger Seasonal PriSecco $23 / bottle (seasonal range; verify exact cuvée)
Seasonal meadow fruit, flowers and herbs with lively acidity, aromatic spice and bright bubbles.

.Seraphim Cassia $39 / 750ml
Tart fruit and citrus brightness with aromatic cassia spice and a dry, lively botanical edge.

RED BITTER APERITIVO

Ghia Original $38 / bottle
Bitter citrus, rosemary-like herbs and earthy roots with a dry, savory aperitivo finish.

Figlia Fiore $43 / 750ml
Rose and bitter orange with clove and aromatic botanicals; floral, bitter and gently spiced.

Ghia Berry
Juicy red berries meet bitter citrus and aromatic botanicals; tart, vibrant and pleasantly bitter with a dry aperitivo finish.

Lapo’s Aperitivo
Bittersweet citrus peel with aromatic herbs, roots and warming spice; bright, complex and unmistakably Italian in spirit.

Opius Rubedo $39.99 / bottle
Intense orange with gentian, rhubarb and chinotto-like bitterness; fruity up front, powerfully bitter behind.

CITRUS APERITIVO

Figlia Fiore 002 Sole $43 / 750ml
Rose and bitter orange with clove and aromatic botanicals; floral, bitter and gently spiced.

New London Light Aegean Sky $36.99 / 750ml
Sun-soaked bitter citrus and olive create a savory Mediterranean aperitif profile; complex, bracing and lightly saline

Fluère Bitter [M · P] $39.99 / 700ml
Bittersweet orange peel and citrus with herbal botanicals, warm spice and a clean, lingering bitter finish built for spritzes and aperitivo-style cocktails

Abstinence Blood Orange Aperitif
Vibrant blood orange and citrus zest with African wormwood, cinchona, clove and warm spice; bittersweet, botanical and refreshingly bitter.

Guubi Ginger
Spicy ginger, fresh lime and fine herbs over tart Riesling acidity; tangy, light-bodied and aromatic with a lively golden sparkle.

Guubi elderflower $26.99 / 750ml
Elderflower, lemon and selected herbs over a Riesling-and-vinegar base; floral, lightly tart and fruity with fine bubbles and a long, invigorating finish.

VERMOUTH-STYLE / FORTIFIED ALTERNATIVES

Roots Divino Rosso $39 / 700ml
Bitter orange and gentian with wormwood and Mediterranean herbs; bittersweet, floral and gently bitter rather than syrupy.

Roots Divino Bianco $39 / 700ml
Fresh and tangy with lemon, rosemary and thyme over wormwood-driven herbal bitterness; crisp, Mediterranean and gently sour.

Free Spirits Spirit of Vermouth $33.98 / 750ml (Free Spirits)
Roasted agave and bell pepper with smoky earth, vanilla and a peppery, lightly oaked finish.

AMARO / DARK HERBAL / DIGESTIF

Pathfinder Hemp & Root $39.99 / 700ml
Earthy roots, orange, ginger and sage with wormwood-like bitterness, saffron spice and a warm finish.

Tennyson Black Ginger $39 / bottle
Bold ginger heat with bergamot, dandelion, lemon balm and gentian; robust, spicy and still.

Opius Nigredo $39.99 / bottle
Roasted coffee, caramel and toffee with French oak and pepper; dark, dry and richly toasted.

Lapos Amaro $39.99 / bottle
Crisp lemon citrus with angelica, juniper, floral herbs and a distinctly dry, bitter finish.

Nomaro Aperitivo $38 / bottle
Bittersweet citrus with a lightly sweet botanical core and a firmly bitter aperitivo finish.

SPRITZ / NEGRONI / BITTER RTD

St. Agrestis Phony Negroni
Bitter orange, gentian and herbal botanicals with restrained sweetness and a distinctly Negroni-like bitter finish.

Ghia Blood Orange Le Spritz
Juicy blood orange layered with bitter citrus and herbal botanicals; bright, bittersweet and refreshingly sparkling.

Ghia Lime & Salt Le Spritz
Tart lime, sea salt and bitter botanicals with lively carbonation; zesty, savory and exceptionally crisp.

The Pathfinder Negroni $114 / 24-pack
Bittersweet orange with herbal bitterness, warm spice and earthy depth in a smooth Negroni-style pour.

Figlia Fiore Frizzante $43 / 750ml
Rose and bitter orange with clove and aromatic botanicals; floral, bitter and gently spiced.

APERITIVO HOUR

SPIRITS

GIN & CLEAR BOTANICAL

Pentire Adrift $40 / bottle
Coastal sage and rock samphire with fresh lemon, sea salt and a clean herbaceous snap.

ISH London Botanical
Juniper and coriander with bright citrus, earthy botanicals and warming spice; dry, aromatic and distinctly gin-like.

Monday Gin $35 / 750ml
Bright piney juniper leads into coriander spice and gentle earthiness, rounded by clean citrus peel and a crisp botanical finish.

New London Light First Light $36.99 / 750ml
Juniper and bright citrus build into ginger, habanero, orange and sage; aromatic, warming and long with a gently spiced finish.

Damrak $28.99 / 700ml
Soft citrus leads cucumber, pear and celery-like freshness, with tangerine and a smooth, light botanical finish.

AGAVE / TEQUILA / MEZCAL

Almave Blanco [M] $29 / 700ml
Fresh agave with minerality, citrusy spice and balanced sweetness, acidity and gentle bitterness

ISH Mexican Agave Spirit [M] from $26.99 / 500ml
Roasted agave with pepper, citrus, light oak and vanilla-like warmth

Almave Ámbar [M] $34 / 700ml
Brown sugar and toasted wood with allspice, cooked agave and a whisper of cacao

Monday Zero Mezcal [M] $42 / 750ml
Smoky agave with citrus, pepper and mineral-earthy notes, finishing dry and gently warming

Fluère Smoked Agave [<0.5 · M] $34.99 / 700ml
Vegetal agave sweetness and black pepper meet smoked hickory; earthy, roasted and assertively smoky in a mezcal-like style

RUM / CANE

Lyre’s White Cane Spirit [S · M] $26.97 / 700ml
Light cane sweetness with citrus, vanilla and soft spice; clean enough for bright rum-style builds

Fluère Spiced Cane [<0.5 · M] $34.99 / 700ml
Chocolate and coffee aromas open into rich Dominican sugar cane, tonka bean and warm spice; earthy, robust and rum-like

Polite Society Dry Rhum [M] $48 / bottle (Point 5)
Grassy herbs and fresh sugarcane with peppered earthiness, layered spice and a subtly sweet-smoky warmth inspired by Caribbean rhum agricole

ISH Caribbean Spiced
Caramel and vanilla with warm nutmeg, baked apple and gentle spice; rich, rounded and warming with classic Caribbean-spirit character

Abstinence Cape Spice $35 / bottle
Orange, lemon and grapefruit with buchu, fennel, pepper and cassia warmth beneath the bright citrus

WHISKEY / BOURBON

Monday Whiskey [S · M] $45 / 750ml
Oak and vanilla with caramelized grain, warm baking spice and a dry whiskey-style finish.

Spiritless Kentucky 74 [M · P] $35.99 / 700ml
Caramel and vanilla layered over oak and smoke, with peppery warmth that supplies a convincing bourbon-like finish

Free Spirits Spirit of Bourbon [S · M] $33.98 / 750ml
Toffee and oak with vanilla, malted grain, tobacco, black tea and a dry peppery-praline finish

Gnista Barrelled Oak
Toasted oak, dark spice and roasted grain with hints of dried fruit and smoke; warming, structured and whiskey-adjacent.

Little Saints St. Oak $49.99 / bottle
Palo santo, ginger and cardamom with smoky, woodsy spice and a warm, lingering finish.

BOTANICAL SPIRIT

OPIUS Albedo $39.99 / bottle
Anise and fennel with juniper, cardamom and clove, finishing aromatic and subtly bitter.

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Bright citrus and fresh botanicals with layered herbs, gentle bitterness and an elegant savory edge; complex enough to sip straight or build into a cocktail.

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Dark, aromatic botanicals with warming spice, bitter roots and a richer, more contemplative finish designed for slow sipping.

LIQUEUR ALTERNATIVES

Giffard Triple Sec Alcohol Free $32.99 / bottle
Orange peel and sweet citrus with gentle spice and a classic dry-curacao-style finish.

Giffard Elderflower Alcohol Free $32.99 / bottle
Elderflower and lychee-like fruit with soft citrus and a perfumed, lightly sweet floral finish.

Giffard Ginger Alcohol Free $32.99 / bottle
Peppery ginger with lemony lift, rosy herbs, lemongrass and a warm, earthy pungency.

Lyre’s Amaretti $37.99 / 700ml
Almond, marzipan and vanilla with light spice and a soft, bittersweet amaretto-style finish.

Lyre’s Coffee Originale
Espresso and burnt caramel with vanilla, dark chocolate, fig, blueberry and toasted-nut spice.

RTD / MARGARITA, PALOMA, MOJITO & DAIQUIRI

Pentire Margarita from $20 / pack (Pentire)
Fresh lime and agave-like sweetness with coastal botanicals, sea salt and a clean tart finish.

Free AF Margarita $48 / 8-pack
Mandarin and Persian lime with orange habanero heat and a savory touch of sea salt.

Medase Hello Sunshine Margarita $19.99 / 4-pack
Tequila-style agave, lively lime and orange with organic agave sweetness; zesty, balanced and unmistakably Margarita-like.

Aplos Chili Margarita $48 / 8-pack
Mandarin and Persian lime with orange habanero heat and a savory touch of sea salt.

Curious No2 $49 / pack
Lemon and cucumber with alpine herbs and juniper; light, clean and spa-like rather than sweet.

Pentire Paloma from $20 / pack (Pentire)
Pink grapefruit and citrus with coastal herbs, gentle salinity and a refreshing bitter edge.

Per Se Paloma $12.99 / 4-pack
Grapefruit and lime with bright citrus acidity, a hint of salt and a crisp cocktail-style finish.

Ish Mojito
Fresh lime and cooling mint with gentle cane sweetness and lively bubbles; bright, crisp and classically mojito-inspired.

Clever Mojito $39.99 / 12 × 355ml
Spearmint and peppermint with aromatic lime peel and natural rum-like notes; fresh, cooling and clean without mint bitterness.

Medase Mojito $19.99 / 4-pack
Cooling mint and fresh citrus in a bright, lively mojito profile with a clean, refreshing finish.

Per Se Mojito $39.99 / 12 × 355ml
Spearmint and peppermint with aromatic lime peel and natural rum-like notes; fresh, cooling and clean without mint bitterness.

Medase Jamaican Rum Punch $19.99 / 4-pack
Smooth rum-style flavor, zesty citrus and sweet tropical fruit with agave; lush, juicy and sun-soaked.

Curious No6 $49 / pack
Lemon and cucumber with alpine herbs and juniper; light, clean and spa-like rather than sweet.

Medase Moscow Mule $19.99 / 4-pack
Spicy ginger beer, zesty lime and vodka-style flavor with a touch of agave; crisp, punchy and refreshing.

Little Saints Ginger Mule $49.99 / bottle
Palo santo, ginger and cardamom with smoky, woodsy spice and a warm, lingering finish.

Ghia Ginger $38 / bottle
Bitter citrus, rosemary-like herbs and earthy roots with a dry, savory aperitivo finish.

RTD / MARTINI & ESPRESSO MARTINI

The Pathfinder Espresso Tonic $114 / 24-pack
Bittersweet orange with herbal bitterness, warm spice and earthy depth in a smooth Negroni-style pour.

Lapo’s Espresso Martini $29.99 / 700ml
Bold roasted coffee with balancing sweetness, dark cocoa and a bittersweet espresso finish.

Spiritless Espresso Martini $29.99 / 700ml
Bold roasted coffee with balancing sweetness, dark cocoa and a bittersweet espresso finish.

Aplós Dragon Fruit Martini
Vibrant dragon fruit with bright fruit character and a polished cocktail-style finish; juicy and celebratory without becoming overly sweet.

RTD / OLD FASHIONED & DARK COCKTAILS

Curious Elixir No. 5 — Smoked Cherry Chocolate Old Fashioned $55 / pack
Dark cherry and bittersweet chocolate with smoky American oak, ginger and a warming stirred-cocktail finish.

Spiritless Old Fashioned $47.99 / 12-pack
Orange, caramel and oak with aromatic bitters and bourbon-like vanilla-spice warmth.

Medase Hey Big Dipper Old Fashioned $19.99 / 4-pack
Whiskey-style warmth with agave sweetness and aromatic bitters; smooth, rich and classically spirit-forward.

Curious No. 8 $49 / pack
Lemon and cucumber with alpine herbs and juniper; light, clean and spa-like rather than sweet.

Free AF Whiskey Ginger
Warm whiskey-style spice meets punchy ginger and bright citrus; lightly sweet, lively and refreshing with a lingering ginger bite.

RTD / HIGHBALL, G&T & COLLINS

Per Se G&T
Juniper-led botanicals with citrus and tonic bitterness; crisp, aromatic and refreshing with a clean, dry finish.

Free AF G&T
Cooling cucumber with juniper, citrus and tonic bitterness over lively carbonation.

Clever Pink Gn & Tonic $39.99 / 12 × 355ml
Classic juniper, cardamom, coriander and quinine with a fresh blackcurrant accent; floral, fruity and briskly bitter.

.RTD / LIMONCELLO

Pallini Limonzero $24.99 / 500ml
Bright Amalfi Sfusato lemon with vivid citrus oils and classic limoncello-style sweetness; tangy, sunny and clean on the finish.

Lapos Limoncello Spritz $48 / 8-pack
Ume plum and Oroblanco grapefruit with white tea and sea buckthorn; tart, delicate and sparkling.

Medase Lemon Drop $19.99 / 4-pack
Tart lemon and smooth vodka-style flavor rounded by agave sweetness; bright, citrus-forward and clean.

RTD / MULTI-SERVE & READY-TO-POUR

Tilden Tandem $35 / 750ml
Tart cherry and bitter orange with smoky tea, American oak, ginger warmth and a cayenne finish.

Tilden Lacewing
Bright citrus and tart fruit layered with tea, herbs and warming spice; complex, refreshing and structured like a serious cocktail.

Curious Elixir No. 1 $49 / pack
Pomegranate and bitter orange with gentian and fennel; bittersweet, herbaceous and Negroni-adjacent.

Curious Elixir No. 3 $49 / pack
Lemon and cucumber with alpine herbs and juniper; light, clean and spa-like rather than sweet.

Curious Elixir No. 4 $49 / pack
Tart blood orange with bright citrus and a gentle bitter-herbal edge in a bubbly spritz profile.

THE COCKTAIL CABINET

RTD / FUNCTIONAL & BOTANICAL

Aplós Ume Spritz $48 / 8-pack
Ume plum and Oroblanco grapefruit with white tea and sea buckthorn; tart, delicate and sparkling.

Aplós Mandora Negroni $48 / 8-pack
Mandora orange with bitter quassia, sarsaparilla and oakwood; citrusy, bitter and rooty.

Free AF Paloma Functional
Juicy grapefruit and lime with agave-inspired character, gentle bitterness and a crisp sparkling finish.

RTD / SEASONAL & WILD

DRAM Hair of the Dog Spritz $16 / bottle
Ginger, fennel and cinnamon with wild herbs; warming, spicy and lightly bitter in a classic aromatic style.

DRAM Le Dram Palo Santo Spritz
Fragrant palo santo with citrus, woodsy botanicals and aromatic spice; sparkling, earthy and intriguingly smoky.

DRAM Le Dram Citrus Spritz $19.99 / pack
Lemon, lime and orange with juniper, thyme and a spicy-bitter aperitivo finish.

FUNCTIONAL / SOCIAL & EUPHORIC-POSITIONED

Three Spirit Social Elixir $39 / bottle
Dried apple and bitter cacao with dark herbs, caraway-like spice and a rich bittersweet-savory body.

Aplós Arise $48 / bottle
Agave and earthy citrus with lemon verbena, black pepper and herbal depth; bold, dry and savory.

Three Spirits Spark Functional Wine Alternative
Bright fruit, tea and lively botanicals with refreshing acidity and fine bubbles; celebratory, complex and dry-leaning.

FUNCTIONAL / CALMING & EVENING

Three Spirit Nightcap $39 / bottle
Maple and vanilla with black pepper, citrusy herbs and mellow wood spice.

Aplós Calme $48 / bottle
Yuzu and cucumber with rosemary, basil and dandelion; fresh, herbal and gently bitter.

Drømme Calm $39.90 / bottle
Soft citrus and earthy botanicals with warming herbal spice and a mellow, lingering finish.

FUNCTIONAL / ENERGY & FOCUS

Three Spirit Livener $27 / bottle
Bright green fruit and herbs with lively acidity, verbena, a hint of jalapeño and a clean mineral finish.

Drømme Awake $39.90 / bottle
Pomegranate and hibiscus with peppery spice; bright, tart and more energizing than sweet.

Aplós Ease $48 / bottle
Yuzu and calamansi with rosemary, basil and coriander, followed by cucumber, mint and gentle gentian bitterness.

Three Spirits Spark Functional Wine Alternative
Fresh strawberry and redcurrant with floral green tea, fermented apricot and a touch of chili; bright, tannic and lively with silky bubbles and a lingering tea finish.


BEER / IPA & HOPPY

Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA
Juicy citrus and tropical hops with grapefruit, pine and a light malt backbone; hop-forward, aromatic and cleanly bitter.

Patagonia IPA
Bright citrus and tropical hop character over a crisp malt base, with piney bitterness and a clean, refreshing finish.

Momentum Black IPA $9.99 / 4 × 12oz
Roasted malt and dark chocolate meet citrus rind and tropical hops, finishing dry with a firm piney snap.

Sober Carpenter IPA $44.99 / 12 × 16oz
Dark malt depth meets bright citrusy hops: stout-like in appearance, IPA-like on the nose, with roasted malt and hop bitterness together.

Sober Carpenter Session IPA $44.99 / 12 × 16oz
Galaxy-hop tropical fruit and citrus with a light malt backbone and a clean, moderately bitter finish that stays crisp and sessionable.

Hopkind IPA
Citrus and tropical hops with a light malt backbone and assertive but balanced bitterness; aromatic, crisp and distinctly IPA-like.

Sober Carpenter DOH Hazy IPA $44.99 / 12 × 16oz
Orange and vanilla from Lotus hops with silky oats, creamy texture and a pine-and-citrus hop bite—almost an orange-creamsicle IPA.

Momentum Hazy IPA $9.99 / 4 × 12oz
Mango, pineapple and ripe grapefruit over soft wheat, with a juicy body and a light pine finish.


BEER / LAGER, PILSNER & KÖLSCH

Hopkind Light Pils
Light grain and soft malt with delicate hops, lively carbonation and a crisp, dry pilsner finish.

Momentum Pils $9.99 / 4 × 12oz
Soft pilsner malt and light biscuit with gentle noble hops and a mineral-bright, dry finish.

Momentum Kölsch $9.99 / 4 × 12oz
Soft pilsner malt and light biscuit with gentle noble hops and a mineral-bright, dry finish.

BestDay Brewing Kolsch $13.99 / 6 × 12oz
Light, crisp and easy-drinking, with subtle toasty malt, delicate hopping and a clean, refreshing finish.

BestDay Brewing Wild American $13.99 / 6 × 12oz
Light malt and grain with lively carbonation, balanced hops and a bright, exceptionally crisp American-pilsner finish.

Patagonia Organic Golden
Light malt and grain with gentle citrus and floral hops; clean, easy-drinking and refreshingly crisp.

Momentum Golden $9.99 / 4 × 12oz
Light malt sweetness with gentle citrus and floral hops; balanced, crisp and clean with an easy golden-ale finish.

Sober Carpenter Pale Ale $39.99 / 12 × 16oz
Easy-drinking golden ale with soft malt accents, a light hop finish and a clean, crisp, refreshing close.

BEER / DARK & STOUT

Deschutes Black Butte NA Porter Price varies by 6-pack; verify local retail
Roasted malt, cocoa and coffee with dark caramel and a smooth, porter-like finish.

CIDER

Eric Bordelet Jus de Pommes à Sydre Perlant $19 / 750ml
Red apple and orchard fruit with straw, honey, cinnamon and orange; lightly sparkling, gently sweet and subtly spicy.

Eric Bordelet Jus de Poires à Poiré Perlant $20 / 750ml
Heirloom perry pear aromas with ripe, pure fruit, tart acidity and a fine, delicate sparkle; elegant and gently sweet.

Original Sin Golden Widow Cider [GF · <0.5 · S · P] $14.99 / 4-pack
Crisp golden apple with bright acidity, gentle sweetness and lively carbonation; clean, refreshing and classically cider-like.

Original Sin Dragon Widow Cider [GF · <0.5 · S · P] $14.99 / 4-pack
Juicy apple layered with dragon fruit for a bright tropical-fruit lift, balanced acidity and a crisp, lightly tart finish.

Original Sin Widow’s Tea Cider [GF · <0.5 · S · P] $14.99 / 4-pack
Fresh apple meets aromatic tea notes, bringing gentle tannin and herbal complexity to a crisp, dry-leaning cider finish.

Schwäbisches WiesenObst Cider [GF · <0.5 · S · P] $19.99 / 750ml
Orchard apple with fresh meadow herbs, bright acidity and a gently rustic, dry finish; distinctly European and food-friendly.

Sober Carpenter Raspberry Sour [<0.5 · S · P] $44.99 / 12 × 16oz
Fresh raspberry bursts first, followed by a lively tangy sour kick and playful effervescence; fruity, bright and refreshingly tart.

COLA / DARK SODA

Fentimans Curiosity Cola
Full-bodied, old-fashioned cola with gentle cinnamon warmth and a lingering spiced finish. Familiar, with a little more to discover.

Fentimans Cherry Cola
Sweet cherry meets classic cola, layered with ginger, cinnamon and nutmeg. Rounded and nostalgic, with gentle warmth and a cherry finish that lingers.

CITRUS / SPARKLING

DRAM Citrus & Blossoms
Bright citrus layered with delicate floral botanicals and aromatic herbs; sparkling, fragrant and refreshingly dry.

FERMENTED / KOMBUCHA-ADJACENT

WALKER BROTHERS Kombucha $45 / 12-pack
Cold-pressed Peruvian ginger root meets black, green and jasmine teas; subtly spicy, mildly sweet and tart on the finish.

GROWN-UP SODA / ROTATING

nomina Premium Extra Sparkling Spring Water
Very clean Japanese spring water with assertive extra carbonation and a crisp, neutral finish.

THE WILD TABLE

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